In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
***************
On an Electrician' s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
************ *
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
***********
"On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on wheels
***************
At an Optometrist' s Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
************ ********* *****
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
************ ********* *****
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
************ ******
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"If we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
***************
On an Electrician' s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
************ *
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
***********
"On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on wheels
***************
At an Optometrist' s Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
************ ********* *****
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!"
************ ********* *****
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
************ ******
நன்றி coolzkarthi.......