கஸ்டமர் கேர் tech support நண்பர்கள் படும் கஷ்டத்தை பாருங்க எங்கே கொஞ்சம் சிரிங்க.....
ஹைய்யோ ஹைய்யோ....
அதன் originality மாற கூடாது என்பதற்காக ஆங்கிலத்தில்.....
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
"Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?
"Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
"Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up untilthis point?
"Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message.
"Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word.
"Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done.
"Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'.
"Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.
"Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'.
"Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk.
"Customer : "What?"Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?
"Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***
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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ******_____# ###
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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium.
"Tech support : ////-----+++
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8). Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion.
"Tech support : ??????
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9).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ?!%#$
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10). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????
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11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need toprint document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk.
"Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : @@@@@
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12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open24 hours.
"Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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13). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : *** ---- ++++
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The best of the lot
14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report thathis computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startupand it will fix theproblem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The techis frustrated and fed up.
Tech support:: (hush hush)
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but thereis an undocumented DOScommand that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD
NOSMOKE.COM at the end of theCONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22.Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come withNOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give youthe file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
Tech support : (hush hush)
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and hestarted asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Height Of all (Too Good)
15) customer care officer: I need a product identification numberright now and may I help u infinding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
