லீவ் லெட்டர்.....

ஹைய்யோ ஹைய்யோ,லீவ் லெட்டர் எழுதி இவனுக எப்படி எல்லாம் டார்ச்சர் கொடுக்கரானுக.....பாவம் அந்த ஹெட் மாஸ்டர் அப்புறம் மேனேஜர்.....
ஒரே காமெடி தான் போங்க....

சரி சரி,அதன் originality கெட கூடாதுன்னு ஆங்கிலத்தில் கொடுத்து உள்ளேன்.....
(உங்களுக்கு எந்த லெட்டர் பிடித்து இருந்தது?)

written by people in
various places of India ...

1. Infosys : Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.